A blog pretending to be a letter.

Dear everyone,
I hope you can forgive me for believing that helping people was actually helpful. It has been pointed out to me by people who tell me they are smarter, and have better morals, that my belief that helping people actually helped them is wrong. Apparently if you help someone you are actually hurting them. ANY assistance is crippling to a persons ability to do things later in life. I failed to understand this and apologize to all the people I have hurt.
I was brought up by my parents to believe that doing good things for people made their lives better and your life more fulfilled. However it appears that this is wrong. Apparently it robs me of my property and makes them lazy thieves. No, I don’t miss anything I have given, and the people I gave it to looked like good folk. However I have now been told that I only did it for the selfish satisfaction of being superior and they only let me because they are lazy. I would like to thank all the Smart, patriotic moral people who have pointed this out to me as I truly was living under the delusion that I did it out of kindness. In my insanity I forgot that I don’t know what I am actually feeling at a given time, and that I need to be told what I truly feel so I am less confused.
So thank you smarter more moral people, for letting me know that my feelings of kindness were actually selfish. I was under the delusion that the positive emotions were just as real as the negative ones. I owe you so much for making me see the world this way.
Please forgive my insane beliefs in charity and goodness,
Bradley Null.